I have blue hair, smurfs have blue bodies. Do you see the difference?
  • myrecoveryworld:

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    yousmellsofruity:

    snotvanilla:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    lovelyphantasmagoria:

    setbabiesonfire:

    swallowedwholeinnegatives:

    What does this mean?

    That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

    YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

    OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

    IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

    OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

    IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

    THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

    NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

    THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

    OR ALIENS

    BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

    WHAT. The FUCK

    what? 

    crazy stuff

    (Source: zowieee, via lovecrescendo)

  • modestmgmtofficial:

    identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

    (via lovecrescendo)

  • magicthegaythering:

    livelaughloveatrandom:

    pandabearjayy:

    The camera guy knows where its at

    Angles.

    this is very good

    (Source: malesportsbooty, via lovecrescendo)

  • poetwithoutadream:

    i love this fucking quote so fucking much

    (Source: jonwithabullet, via lovecrescendo)

  • Taylor Swift on Emma Watson’s UN speech and (last 2 gifs) on not “acting up” like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears (x)

    (Source: swlft, via lovecrescendo)

  • i-r-confused:

    if being lazy was a job, I would probably be the richest person on earth

    (Source: unfollovving, via reddefinee)

  • Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via 400lex)

    (Source: larmoyante, via caleekins)

  • "I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am."
  • earthnation:

    will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

    (via thickmints)

  • completehogwash:

    My spirit animal

    (via poor-old-faggot)

  • floozys:

    parental figure: “sit like a lady”

    me:

    image

    (via poor-old-faggot)