I have blue hair, smurfs have blue bodies. Do you see the difference?
  • (Source: jameskirked)

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  • (Source: sam-pls, via sam-pls)

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  • Kelly and I both agreed to have fun, and now I realize her idea of having fun is getting married and having children.

    (Source: halpertjames)

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  • (Source: badwolfoswin)

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  • (Source: halpertjames)

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  • (Source: kelly-kapoor)

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  • (Source: sam-pls)

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    • 17035
  • communistbakery:

    I write sins not cosines or tangents

    (via puresome)

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  • (Source: mrserialx, via ohheymrsrivers)

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  • herspanic:

    I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

    (via tyrellles)

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  • queenidinamenzel:

    I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

    (Source: nancydrevv, via tyrellles)

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    • 195733
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  • awwww-cute:

    Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

    (via tyrellles)

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